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  • Article / Essay » Review, General Re: Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows

    But "Prisoner of Azkaban" is a hardback. At least, the one I got, when it came out, was.

    Jul 23, 2007
  • Article / Essay » Review, General Re: Eragon

    What's been annoying me immensely lately is the fact that Galbotorix is the king of an empire. Is Paolini a complete idiot, to have absolutely no idea whatsoever of monarchial ...

    Jul 19, 2007
  • Article / Essay » Review, General Re: Eragon

    I saw the film the other day. It wasn't quite as bad as I've heard, but it certainly wasn't good. The random American accents of two of the characters, amongst ...

    Jul 13, 2007
  • Article / Essay » Review, General Re: Eragon

    I'm aware of the publication history of the book. Consequently, the reason that Knopf (the traditional publisher) published the novel to a wider market was because the author Carl Hiaasen, ...

    Jun 24, 2007
  • Article / Essay » Review, General Re: Lord of The Rings or Harry Potter?

    Seriously who here has read them both? I'll respect your opinion better than someone who's going mainly on the movies (which always do a horrible horrible job no matter what ...

    Jun 23, 2007
  • Article / Essay » Review, General Re: Eragon

    I'm sure it wouldn't be the first time. He can't possibly be unaware of the fact that the majority of readers have highlighted these... similarities. I think he must just ...

    Jun 2, 2007
  • Article / Essay » Review, General Re: Eragon

    Yes, call it a curse, if you wish.

    Jun 2, 2007
  • Article / Essay » Review, General Re: Eragon

    He gave them gold armor? I really can't remember what type of armor it was he was given, but really, gold? He must be the biggest idiot alive.

    Jun 1, 2007
  • Article / Essay » Review, General Re: Lord of The Rings or Harry Potter?

    Kazmurf: maybe he was referring to realism of the characters' personalities? In which case I still disagree.

    May 29, 2007
  • Article / Essay » Review, General Re: Lord of The Rings or Harry Potter?

    Harry Potter is quick and easy to get into, however it's also very, well, dumb. It obviously wasn't going for realism , and the characters are interesting enough, but any ...

    May 29, 2007
  • Article / Essay » Review, General Re: The YWS Recent Books List Nominations

    Consider it done, Tri. I'll add a few now. EDIT: Well, I've added all the new ones. Took a while, but the list is nice and updated :D

    May 27, 2007
  • Article / Essay » Review, General Re: Lord of The Rings or Harry Potter?

    "Isn't the point of a book to be fun to read?" - some people might think not, some books I've read are either disturbing or terribly sad; they weren't fun ...

    May 23, 2007
  • Short Story » Romantic, General Re: And the Bride Wore Black

    It is, in fact, "Four Weddings and a Funeral" :wink:

    May 22, 2007
  • Short Story » Romantic, General Re: And the Bride Wore Black

    You know what, looking really thoroughly back through it, it is impossible for me to pick out the "rushed" parts. I'm going to pick the easy route, and simply say ...

    May 21, 2007
  • Novel / Chapter » Fantasy, General Re: Outlands - Prologue

    Wow, thank you all! That was an unanticipated and greatly appreciated response! I've made all the changes you all suggested, and I think it reads slightly better now. Again, thank ...

    May 19, 2007


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